wisdom

July 11, 2013

At this very moment, my lower right wisdom tooth is trying its damnedest to break through my innocent and unsuspecting gum line.
Holy fucksticks.
I am in agony.
Honestly, i am at the stage where i would let a deranged halfwit inject lidocaine, ketamine, bloody arsenic! into my mouth, just to get a few minutes of numbed out bliss.
And i do not like needles.
They make me want to ralph.
So you get the idea.

It has however reminded me of a rather spectacular episode in the majestical series that is Hyperbole and a Half
She is amazing.
And she gives me the feels.
I salute you, my fellow weirdo and dentally tormented.

I'm going to rip my gums out.

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